Imagine if you had only ONE customer.

You could:
Wine ‘em
Dine ‘em
Sweep ‘em off their feet!

Now add 10 customers.
Now add 100 customers.
Now add 1,000 customers.

You simply CANNOT pay attention to all those people individually!

HOWEVER....there’s a “Magical Slave Machine” that can do the grunt work for you.

You can simply write emails like you’re trying to swoon just ONE customer.....but it can be replicated over and over....
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OK Young Sumo-ling....you get the point :-)

So what we’re talking about is autoresponders....

Autoresponders are basically email robots that you “set and forget” just once….and they do all the “customer swooning” for you.

YOU KNOW THAT ANNOYING FRIEND YOU HAVE that only calls when he needs something?

You HATE that guy!!

It’s also why people HATE getting emails from companies, because they only hit you up when they want to sell something.

But what if you actually GAVE your customers GOOD stuff all the time?
Your customers would actually:
  • ….get value from your emails.
  • ….look forward to getting your emails.
  • ….will be much more open to buying $tuff from your emails.
  • ….will see you (or your company) as the “go to guys” in your industry.

This is exactly how us fatass Sumo’s use autoresponders.

Here is an over-dramatic drawing of this process (forgive the poor drawing, my Sumo-hands are too fat to hold a pen correctly)!

That picture is really damn cheesy. But the principle behind it works really damn well.

Giving customers amazing information makes them MUCH more likely to listen to you, and eventually BUY from you.

“Buuuttttt Suuummoooo.......I don’t think autoresponders will work in MY industry!!”

Stop your annoying whining Young Sumo-ling....

…..autoresponders can help pretty much ANY business you you’re in. In fact, we even go through REAL case studies in this AutoresponderKourse, and even setup a REAL autoresponder in front of your face.

We go through examples of:
  • Blog autoresponders
  • eCommerce autoresponders
  • Digital products autoresponders
  • Consulting business autoresponders
  • Even autoresponders for “boring” industries & businesses

I’m gonna show you (right in front of your face) what kind of content works best for autoresponders.

FREE TIP: Really “boring” businesses can send out case studies in their autoresponders with great success.

AND IF YOU SUCK AT WRITING, I’m gonna even show you where to get great stuff your email list (and no, this isn’t some spammy “fake-article generation” crap).

So if you have a list of contacts, and AREN’T regularly hitting them up with good stuff, I would HIIIIGGGHLY suggest you checkout this kourse.
And this Sumo prides himself on keeping this kourse short and to-the-point.
By the end you’ll know:
  • The psychology behind WHY autoresponders work so well.
  • How to setup your own autoresponder.
  • All the technical stuff you need to know (don’t worry it’s simple).
  • What kind of info to send people
  • You’ll get several case studies for different industries.
  • Tricks of trade (learned the hard way by us Sumo’s).

So get your fat Sumo hands on this AutoresponderKourse, and by TONIGHT you will know exactly how to implement them on your site and start warming up your customers.

The Chief "Fat Fingered" Sumo

P.S. If you have employees who do marketing for you, this is a FANTASTIC kourse for them to watch (and it won’t take em long either).

P.P.S. This AutoresponderKourse paired with the Kopywriting Kourse is a lethal combination.

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